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2006-09-20 - 6:44 p.m.

My cock swings like a pendulum,
Doc please don't use that speculum.

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If you hadn't noticed by now, after all these years, my mind can come up with some weird shit. If I get on a kick where I deliberately try to make up, um, rhymes and stuff, I get even weirder. And of course none if it has to make sense.

I thought of speculum in about one second when I wondered what could rhyme with pendulum. (The pendulum bit came from noticing myself in the mirror this morning - I don't want to brag, but...Oh I'm kidding.)